It's a girl, buy some pink shit.
Ben Stone
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Ben Stone
You don't know who Doc Brown is. He invented the DeLorean.
Ben Stone
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
Ben Stone
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.
Ben Stone
Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
Ben Stone
Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate.
Jonah
I'm going to murderball you!
Jonah
I went where I went Jason!
Jonah
Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
Jonah
How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Jonah
See ya... Scorcese on coke
Jonah
It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
Pete
There are FIVE different kinds of chairs in this hotel room.
Pete
You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gabe Ruth.
Pete